Scho-long Trump: Vulgar Remarks Cause Uproar, Hilarity

Republican presidential candidiate Donald Trump's remarks against Hilary Clinton caused an uproar on social media. REUTERS/Randall Hill

Following Donald Trump’s misogynist remarks against rival Hilary Clinton, where he said the Democratic presidential candidate was “schlonged” in her 2008 presidential bid, Twitter became a Trump-trolling minefield.

#ReplaceAWordWithSchlong began trending worldwide in a matter of hours following the Republican presidential candidate’s statement at a campaign event in Michigan Tuesday night.

“She was going to beat Obama,” Trump said of Clinton. “… She was going to beat – she was favored to win – and she got schlonged. She lost.”


“Schlong” is Yiddish slang for a man’s genitals.

Twitter was soon awash with hilarity. Here are ten of our favorite tweets:


  1. You get a schlong! And you get a schlong! Everyone gets a schlong! #ReplaceAwordWithSchlong

— Sue Kim (@beautyblossom8) December 23, 2015

2. “I have a schlong #ReplaceAwordWithSchlong CW5WKFoWcAA4-rz

— Doggy (@Doggy71952673)

3. “Ask Not What Your Schlong Can Do For You, Ask What You Can Do For Your Schlong.”#ReplaceAwordWithSchlong

— Wajahat Ali (@WajahatAli)


4. “Momma always said, “Life was like a box of schlongs. You never know what you’re gonna get.” #replaceawordwithschlong


— Alycia Gawthorne(@AlyciaGawthorne)


5. “Live schlong and prosper #Replaceawordwithschlong


— J. K. Cody (@The_book_girl)

6. “Who Let The Schlong Out? #ReplaceAwordWithSchlong

— Sam ChriSmith (@ReelBigSmith)

7. “I want the schlong!” “You can’t handle the schlong!” #ReplaceAwordWithSchlong


— Dorkaholic (@mikesickler)

8. “#ReplaceAWordWithSchlong My only regret is that I have but one schlong to give for my country.”

— Harold Itzkowitz (@HaroldItz)

9. “Would you like us to assign someone to butter your schlong? #ReplaceAwordWithSchlong

mean girls

— Marissa Nicole ⚓ (@RissaNicolex3)

10. “If you can’t beat them, schlong them… #ReplaceAwordWithSchlong

— L (@IVSLedda)

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