Following Donald Trump’s misogynist remarks against rival Hilary Clinton, where he said the Democratic presidential candidate was “schlonged” in her 2008 presidential bid, Twitter became a Trump-trolling minefield.
#ReplaceAWordWithSchlong began trending worldwide in a matter of hours following the Republican presidential candidate’s statement at a campaign event in Michigan Tuesday night.
“She was going to beat Obama,” Trump said of Clinton. “… She was going to beat – she was favored to win – and she got schlonged. She lost.”
“Schlong” is Yiddish slang for a man’s genitals.
Twitter was soon awash with hilarity. Here are ten of our favorite tweets:
- You get a schlong! And you get a schlong! Everyone gets a schlong! #ReplaceAwordWithSchlong
— Sue Kim (@beautyblossom8) December 23, 2015
2. “I have a schlong #ReplaceAwordWithSchlong
3. “Ask Not What Your Schlong Can Do For You, Ask What You Can Do For Your Schlong.”#ReplaceAwordWithSchlong
— Wajahat Ali (@WajahatAli)
4. “Momma always said, “Life was like a box of schlongs. You never know what you’re gonna get.” #replaceawordwithschlong
— Alycia Gawthorne(@AlyciaGawthorne)
5. “Live schlong and prosper #Replaceawordwithschlong”
— J. K. Cody (@The_book_girl)
6. “Who Let The Schlong Out? #ReplaceAwordWithSchlong”
— Sam ChriSmith (@ReelBigSmith)
7. “I want the schlong!” “You can’t handle the schlong!” #ReplaceAwordWithSchlong
— Dorkaholic (@mikesickler)
8. “#ReplaceAWordWithSchlong My only regret is that I have but one schlong to give for my country.”
— Harold Itzkowitz (@HaroldItz)
9. “Would you like us to assign someone to butter your schlong? #ReplaceAwordWithSchlong”
— Marissa Nicole ⚓ (@RissaNicolex3)
10. “If you can’t beat them, schlong them… #ReplaceAwordWithSchlong”
— L (@IVSLedda)